1. There is no such thing as a best whisky, the best whisky is the one you love the most. Your job is to hunt this whisky down

2. Buy a drink

3. If you are waiting for a friend/date to arrive, rule #2 is meant for you.

4. There is a $10 credit card minimum. If you keep swiping your card all night you are wasting paper, killing trees, and in the long run killing all of humanity you selfish bastard. Start a Tab!

5. Do not ask for free drinks, heavy pours or "shots for your friends birthday;" it's beneath you

6. Photographing of these rules is not permitted until rule #2 has been observed.