1. Buy a drink
2. If you are waiting for a friend/date to arrive, rule #1 is meant for you.
3. There is no such thing as a best whisky, the best whisky is the one you love the most. Your job is to hunt this whisky down
4. There is a $10 credit card minimum. If you keep swiping your card all night you are wasting paper, killing trees, and in the long run killing all of humanity you selfish bastard. Start a Tab!
5. Do not ask for free drinks, heavy pours or "shots for your friends birthday", it's beneath you
6. Gentlemen, this is a lady friendly bar, if it's clear that they are not interested in you then stop talking to them. Obviously this rule does not apply to us.